Throne Clock: Poop Tracker

How long do you actually spend on the throne? Throne Clock times every session, logs the details, and turns weeks of data into insights about your gut — with zero judgment and a lot of humor. Start the timer when you sit. Stop it when you're done. That's it. Over time, Throne Clock quietly builds a picture of your digestive health that no doctor's visit could reconstruct from memory. — TIME EVERY SESSION — One tap starts the clock. See your live duration, then log it in seconds. No forms, no friction, no reason to skip a day. — LOG WHAT MATTERS — Record consistency, effort, urgency, and how you felt after. Add notes for anything unusual. Everything is optional — log as much or as little as you want. — INSIGHTS THAT ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING — Throne Clock turns your logs into readable trends: average duration, frequency by day of week, your most common times, longest and shortest sessions, and how your patterns shift over weeks and months. — YOUR FULL HISTORY — Every session is saved to a searchable log. Scroll back through weeks or months, filter by type, and see exactly what changed and when. — STREAKS AND STATS — Regularity is the whole point. Track your consistency streak and watch your stats build over time. — BUILT FOR PRIVACY — This is genuinely personal data. Throne Clock keeps it that way. No ads, no data selling, no sharing your bathroom habits with anyone. WHO IT'S FOR - Anyone tracking gut health, digestion, or fiber changes - People managing IBS, constipation, or irregularity who need real data for a doctor's appointment - Anyone on a new diet, medication, or supplement who wants to see the actual effect - Parents tracking potty training progress - People who just genuinely want to know how much of their life is spent in there WHY TRACK AT ALL? Digestive patterns are one of the clearest day-to-day signals your body sends, and they're almost impossible to remember accurately. "I think it's been a few days?" is not data. A month of logs is. Whether you're troubleshooting a problem, tuning your diet, or just curious, the record is far more useful than the memory. Throne Clock is a personal tracking and journaling tool. It does not diagnose, treat, or provide medical advice. If something concerns you, talk to a healthcare professional. Download Throne Clock and start timing.