kill phony

**kill phony** is a private joke book built for comedians, creators, and anyone who has ever lost a funny idea before writing it down. open the app and instantly create a new joke. no accounts, no distractions, and no complicated setup. capture punchlines, premises, observations, stories, tags, and half-finished ideas the moment they appear. every joke can include written notes and up to three attached audio recordings, making it easy to save both the words and the delivery. organize your material using a simple rating system inspired by the way comedians develop bits over time: unfinished, small joke book, big joke book, golden ticket, and regular. the entire experience is wrapped in a premium leather-inspired notebook design that feels like carrying a physical joke book in your pocket. whether you're preparing for open mics, building a stand-up set, brainstorming content, or simply collecting funny thoughts, kill phony gives every idea a place to live. features: • instantly create new jokes • optional joke titles • up to 2,000 characters per joke • attach up to 3 audio recordings per joke • automatic saving while you write and record • organize jokes by custom comedy categories • browse by category or view all jokes • sort and review material anytime • local storage with no account required • premium leather notebook aesthetic • simple, fast, and distraction-free design never lose a punchline again. write the bit before it escapes.