SwipeOps

Welcome to SwipeOps, the card game that simulates the chaos of a startup, one terrible decision at a time. THE SETUP Every card is a micro-disaster pulled straight from the trenches of software development. Production is down at 3 AM. The PM wants "just one quick feature." Marketing promised a release date that doesn’t exist. THE MECHANIC Swipe Left or Right to make a decision. There are no good options, only trade-offs. Every swipe impacts four vital stats: Backlog, Tech Debt, Energy, and Bonus. Ignore the Backlog? The project stalls.Ship messy code? Tech Debt explodes.Work weekends? Your Energy hits zero.Piss off management? Goodbye Bonus. Balance them perfectly, or watch your career combust. Just like real life. FEATURES 170+ Unique Scenarios: Over 85 core cards with face variants ensuring no two sprints feel the same.The Four Horsemen of Burnout: Micromanage Backlog, Debt, Energy, and Bonus into oblivion.The Audit Log: A permanent timeline of your career-limiting decisions.Achievements: Unlock badges for spectacular failures (and rare successes).Short Sprints: Quick runs perfect for standups, compile times, or procrastinating on actual work. Built by developers, for developers. (We’re sorry in advance. It hits a little too close to home.)