Paracetamol Panic

The rabbits have headaches. You have paracetamol. Nobody has a plan. Welcome to the Rabbit Relief Unit, the meadow's only emergency pharmacy, where the patients hop, the doses fly and the paperwork is mostly carrots. Drag back, aim, release, and hope the tablet lands somewhere near an ear. HOW IT WORKS • Rabbits with headaches hop across the meadow. They will not sit still about it. • Dose enough of them to fill each wave's quota before too many escape untreated. • Bank the reimbursement, then spend it at the pharmacy on sillier and sillier delivery systems. • Repeat until the meadow is calm, or you run out of pills. The meadow is never calm. A PHARMACY OF QUESTIONABLE MEDICAL DEVICES • Bare Hand: underarm lob. Drag back, release, pray. • Double Sling: two pills at once. Twice the ears covered. • Pill Blowpipe: a tablet down a drinking straw. Flat, instant, faintly damp. • Bubble Wand: medicated bubbles. Nobody resents a bubble. • Leaf Blower: hold to redecorate the meadow. The neighbours have already filed. • Carrier Pigeon: finds the nearest patient eventually. Two flights, then a union break. • Nebuliser, Mortar, Ricochet, Drone… and the Relief Helicopter, an air ambulance that locks three patients per flight and never misses one. ZOMBIE WAVES Every tenth wave the sky turns a funny colour and the blight rolls in. Zombie rabbits shamble, groan, soak up the whole box and pay handsomely for the privilege. They are very slow. They are also very, very persistent. Feeling brave? Switch on Blight Mode and make every wave a zombie wave. ALSO IN THE CABINET • Special waves: ward rounds full of sprinters, consultants who take their time, and open days worth double points. • Formulations to stock, streaks to chain, hearts to pick up and a daily grant of coins. • A living, hand-drawn meadow with drifting clouds, butterflies and a gentle acoustic soundtrack, which is doing its best. • Quick waves, perfect for a coffee break or a waiting room. No rabbits are harmed. They are merely medicated, briefly unconscious and deeply offended. Disclaimer: this is a game. Please do not throw paracetamol at actual rabbits, neighbours or relatives. Always read the label.