Glizzy Golf

Every golfer knows the turn. Nine holes down, the halfway house ahead, and one question that matters more than your score: how's the dog? Glizzy Golf is the official record of hot dogs at golf courses. It brings a proper scoring rubric to a subject that has never had one. THE RUBRIC Every dog is scored on four weighted categories: • The Dog (40%): Flavor, snap, meat quality. All beef versus mystery tube. • The Bun (20%): Structural integrity above all. Does it survive to the next tee? • Condiment Bar (20%): Spread and quality. Packets are a penalty. • Halfway House Vibe (20%): The shack, the operator, the view. HOW IT'S COOKED MATTERS Grilled, roller, and steamed dogs can score anything. Boiled dogs are capped at 6.0. Microwaved dogs are capped at 3.0. When a cap kicks in, Glizzy Golf shows the score the dog would have earned, so you know exactly what the microwave cost it. TOP DOGS LEADERBOARD See the highest-rated hot dogs from every golfer on Glizzy Golf. Filter by how they're cooked and try to get your own rating onto the board. FIND THE COURSE AUTOMATICALLY Glizzy Golf knows thousands of courses across the Midwest and South and works out which one you're standing on. Playing somewhere new? Add any course in seconds. Turn on arrival alerts and you'll get a nudge to rate the moment you show up. YOUR LOG • Every rating, with photo evidence, price, and notes • Your best dog and best value (points per dollar) side by side • Every course you've played, with its average score • A share card for the group chat Add an email to back up your log and move it to a new phone. Your notes, prices, and photos are never shared. The leaderboard shows only your username and scores, and you can opt out at any time. Play the front nine. Rate the dog. File the result.