Sorted Sounds

INTERN WANTED. Apply within. It is your first night at the record store. Albums are everywhere: on the floor, under the stairs, behind the shelves. Your manager Dave left a pre-recorded pep talk and went home. The store opens at dawn. Walk the shop in first person, pick up the albums that suit each shelf, and put them back in order. Every artist has their own shelf with a name plate, and every record on it goes from the oldest year on the left to the newest on the right. Get one right and the cover glows green. Get a whole shelf right and it goes gold, you earn a shelf token, and the confetti flies. Finish all five shelves of a genre and its bookcase sign turns gold too. WHAT MAKES IT SATISFYING - Real physics: throw an album across the room and watch it land cover up. - 3,000 albums, 300 artists and 60 genres across three floors, from Baroque to Bossa Nova to Bluegrass. - Every cover is different, every artist has a whole discography to put in order. - A cozy, warm night-time record store with a neon sign, pendant lamps and a view of the city. - Relaxing music and gentle sound effects. No timers that punish you, no pressure. UPGRADES YOU CAN EARN - Sharpen Sense: hold an album and every record by the same artist glows green, even behind the shelves. - Sticky Hands: records by that artist rise from where they lie and drift into your hand. - Quick Fingers: the albums in your hands fly to their own shelves when you stand nearby. - Gym Flex: carry more albums at once. PLAY YOUR WAY - Learn the ropes in a short tutorial with Dave, the world's most relaxed manager. - Sort the first shelves of the big store for free. - One small, one-time purchase unlocks the whole store. No ads. No subscriptions. No coins. No energy bars. Sorted Sounds is for anyone who loves record shops, tidying, sorting, collecting or a good puzzle at their own pace. Are you the intern we need?