Where's Trump?

Check this out: In these troubled days of political divisiveness as we approach the end of the first quarter of this, the twenty first century, one is often confronted with the task of knowing where one's political leaders are. We here at EyebrowMan Interactive have come up with a solution to said task. That solution is this app, “Where is Trump?”, the most important task resolver in the history of mankind, perhaps the most important task resolver in the history of the known Universe. This tool allows you to select a location where our leaders are often found, then forces you to carefully watch as Mr. Trump is hidden behind one of three shells, which are then shuffled, much like the shuffled turmoil we experience when looking for guidance from our political leaders, then asks you to find the elusive man, the President, the Emperor, the Prophet. We at EyebrowMan Interactive advocate for you to wield, with humility and caution, the power such a task resolver as this surely brings to you and to the rest of the constituents of the most powerful man, emperor, prophet in the Universe.