Shrewd!

Insult thy friends and foes alike, Shakespearean style! Borrow from the Bard and unleash over 851 QUADRILLION fresh and fierce insults to impress and confuse. That's 851,000,000,000,000,000 in case you're wondering — now try and read that number 3 times in a row, we dare you! All we know is it's enough to insult everyone on Earth... twice a second... until the sun burns out. Man.... Shakespeare was a MEAN guy! Every insult is completely unique, so keep your friends guessing on how you keep 'em coming! Never struggle for comebacks again! Win those banter battles! ...Or alternatively have a laugh with your friends over coffee. (Or whatever's your beverage of choice.) Features: - Save your favourite insults to revisit later. - Share insults on social media... there's no escape from your cruel wit! - Home Screen widget delivers a fresh insult every morning. Rise and shine. - Includes real insults straight from Shakespeare's works, with act and scene references. - Tap any word for a definition, and smugly expand your lexicon. - Hear insults read aloud in a suitably dramatic voice. - Night edition scroll theme for scheming in the dark. - Browse your full insult history — every barb, catalogued for posterity. Still sitting on the fence? Here's a sample: - "Your goatish sheath is the greatest thing about ye." - "Peace, you wrangling boar-pig!" - "I am sick when I do look on thou, ye unwash'd baboon." - "Ah, you capering minion, you were born to do me shame." - "Swaggering satan." So what are you waiting for? Get insulting with style using the world's most beautifully designed burn generator, you lubberly scoundrel!