SleepDojo: 90 days program

You sleep 8 hours and wake up exhausted. You've tried melatonin, white noise, blue light glasses — nothing sticks. Here's what nobody told you: your body runs on electricity. Every nerve signal, every heartbeat, every second of deep sleep is powered by minerals — magnesium, sodium, potassium, calcium. When those run low, sleep breaks. SleepDojo doesn't track your sleep stages. It tracks what you actually did — and shows you what worked. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU START Night 1: Rate how you slept. Tag what you did — magnesium, sea salt, protein, fresh air. Takes 10 seconds. Night 5: SleepDojo starts spotting patterns. "Magnesium appeared on 4 of your best nights." "Late caffeine drops your score by 0.9." Night 30: You know your power moves and your weaknesses. Not from a blog — from your own data. Night 70: You graduate. You receive your personal sleep protocol — the exact habits that work for YOUR body. HOW IT'S DIFFERENT Most sleep apps tell you what happened last night. SleepDojo tells you why — and what to do about it. No wearable required. No sound analysis. No microphone running all night. Just a 10-second daily log and the patterns reveal themselves. THE TRAINING Every night earns you a belt rank based on your recovery score — from White Belt to Black Belt. Read 22 short lessons (we call them scrolls) on why minerals matter, what CO₂ does to your bedroom, and why the Japanese word for "nerve" means "the path where god passes." After each log, Sensei reads your data and gives you one insight. Not generic tips. Real patterns from your nights. WHAT'S INCLUDED · 7-day free trial — full access, no commitment · 90-day training program · Personalized habit-to-sleep correlations · 22 educational scrolls (3 cards each) · Belt ranking system · Graduation with your personal sleep protocol · $39.99 one-time — no subscriptions, no ads Built by someone who didn't sleep for a week — and fixed it with minerals. Not a medical device. Does not diagnose or treat any condition.