Clip Joint: Barber Simulator

Your next customer wants a neat haircut. What could possibly go wrong? Welcome to Clip Joint, a comedy barber simulator where you work the tools, shape the hair, and face your customer's verdict. Swipe to cut, turn the chair to find your angle, and try to keep your cool when someone sneezes at exactly the wrong moment. MAKE THE CUT Work with clippers, scissors, and a straight razor. Hair cuts strand by strand, and the clippings tumble onto the cape and floor. Choose a clipper guard, follow the reference, and watch your haircut take shape. Every cut is permanent. NOW IN COLOR Pick up the spray can and dye hair strand by strand in eight loud colors. Some customers ask for one. Some get one anyway, and you will hear about it. Made a mess? Wash it out and try again. FIFTEEN STYLES TO TACKLE Try the Buzz Cut, Skin Fade, Mohawk, Bowl Cut, and Mullet, then the Flattop, the Reverse Mohawk, the Rat Tail, and The Monk. A live 3D reference and optional Guide help you spot the areas that still need work. CUSTOMERS WITH OPINIONS Meet seventeen characters with their own faces, jobs and jokes. They chat, fidget, flinch, and sneeze. One falls asleep in the chair. One bobs along to their earbuds. Show the mirror, and they turn to face their reflection for an approval, a request for changes, or a very unhappy verdict. YOUR SHOP. YOUR CHAOS. Work in a cozy old barbershop with a proper chair and a spinning pole. Serve five customers a day, earn tips, pay the nightly rent, and spend your coins on seven shop upgrades. Survive opening week, then take on a second, harder week that ends with the most demanding customer in town. After that, keep cutting in endless mode. FREE CUT No clock, no rent, no coins. Pick any customer, pick any style, and see what happens. Your saved shop stays exactly as you left it. EVERY CUT HAS A STORY Every haircut gets a before-and-after photo. Add your finest work and your worst mistakes to the Wall of Fame, then open any photo as a full-screen card. MADE FOR IPHONE Play in portrait with direct touch controls. Swipe over the hair to cut, lift to stop, and drag two fingers to turn the chair or tilt the head. Tools, guards, and the mirror are a tap away. The chair is ready. Mind the ears.